The Legion of Sprelves and Mervamps!

Last night when I couldn't sleep, I was chatting online with this girl named Estella. In this one part of the site, a bunch of guys had this thread going where they were all pretending to be really gangsta and deliberately misspelling every word they typed. At which point Estella joined the thread and replied in the most epic way possible: And then comes in some random chick with a dictionary who beats the he** out of everybody with it. Which made me laugh, and somehow led to us discussing whether we'd want to be aliens or magical creatures, and what kind of magical creatures we would be. I said sprelf, half-sprite and half-elf. She said mervamp, half-mermaid and half-vampire.

So it was quite late and this point and I think we'd both reached that giddy, hyper stage of utter exhaustion in which one is extremely tired yet also extremely euphoric, because we soon started joking about taking over the world with a legion of sprelves and mervamps, and I decided to make a blog post about it.

So! Here is...

             The Manifesto of the LSM

• Letting one's freak flag fly is encouraged. In fact, it is required. Freak power!
• Getting sugar highs and randomly laughing at nothing, as if possessed or on helium, shall be a common occurrence.
• Fangirling (or Fanboying) is healthy and shall be held in high esteem.
• Yes, we are indeed aliens. And that is a good thing.
• Geeks are powerful badasses who shall be given medals of honor.

THE LEGION SHALL RISE IN ALL ITS FREAKY GLORY! JOIN US, MINIONS, AND REVEL IN OUR EPIC FREAKINESS!

Hope this made you smile.